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THE 50 BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY
Un article qui vient de la. Notez que certaines vidéos ci-dessous ne sont plus valides, pardonnez-moi, ce n'est pas moi qui les ai choisies. Celles que j'ai mises à jour moi-même ou ajoutées à la fin sont valides, tant que le site qui les héberge les garde bien en ligne.
THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY
Don't forget to check the top 10 natural breasts here.
N'oubliez de z'yeutez le top 10 des plus beaux seins naturels ici.
[Forgive me if the links below are no longer valid, the article is quite old. I tried to update qui a few of them, like the Asia Argento or Jennifer Connelly's ones. And also the ones I added at the bottom should be good too.]
Did we get your attention? Good, because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and we'd like to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society by celebrating the best breasts to ever grace the cinema screen
So before we get to the ladies, please take some time to familiarize yourself with the American Cancer Society's mission to fight Breast Cancer and do what you can to stop Breast Cancer. Now on to The Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History...
MAE WEST: IN THE BEGINNING
The woman who brought curves to the screen was Mae West, the taboo-breaking Brooklyn-born 1930s wisecracker who plied laughs while shaking her astonishing anatomy. Plenty of men wanted to come up and see her sometime, but Mae’s upper echelons actually helped saved lives in World War II. An inflatable life vest that created oversized flotation power was named the Mae West in honor of the star’s celebrated upper torso.
MAE WEST.SEXY. - The top video clips of the week are here
JANE RUSSELL: MILLION DOLLAR MAMMARIES
Thanks to Howard Hughes’ infantile preoccupation with bosoms, Jane Russell became a star. Hughes’ wildly expensive and lethally overheated PR campaign for Russell’s debut vehicle “The Outlaw” created long-running censorship wars because the marketing campaign played up Russell’s cleavage with too much gusto. Writer George S. Kaufman referred to the Russell promotion as “A Sale of Two Titties,” and all of Russell’s flicks included some sort of bosomy double-entendre (our favorite was for “The French Line”: Jane Russell in 3-D… she’ll knock both of your eyes out!").
Movie Legends - Jane Russell - The best bloopers are here
MARILYN MONROE: THE ULTIMATE ICON
Even at this late date, Marilyn Monroe represents the pinnacle of movie star perfection. While her tight costumes showed off her figure brilliantly, we still find ourselves sneaking a peak at the notorious nude calendar photos she posed for in her pre-stardom period. When asked if she had anything on during that legendary shoot, MM replied: “Yes, I had the radio on.” Needless to say, we’re still tuned in to her frequency.
Marilyn Monroe - The best bloopers are a click away
DOROTHY DANDRIDGE: BREAKTHROUGH BEAUTY
Trivia buffs recall that Dorothy Dandridge was the first African-American performer to receive a Best Actress Oscar nomination. Breast buffs also recall Dandridge – for her firm, supple, utterly hypnotic orbs. While everyone knows “Carmen Jones” and her low-cut blouse, check out Dandridge shaking her stuff in the limbo dance from “Island in the Sun.” And how we envy the audiences who attended Dandridge’s classic 1950s nightclub revue, with the star holding up her legendary strapless gowns with a forceful display of anatomy.
Dorothy Dandridge: Face of an Angel - The most amazing home videos are here
JAYNE MANSFIELD: BRING ON THE HOME-GROWN COW JUICE
How the censors ever allowed the sight gag with Jayne Mansfield clutching the milk bottles to her chest in “The Girl Can’t Help It” is the ultimate mystery. But Jayne is easily the ultimate movie mammary mama. Okay, so she was a Marilyn Monroe clone and the bulk of her film work was dreck. But Jayne’s astonishing 40D frontline and her penchant for camp self-deprecatory humor made her a beloved icon in her own right. Today she possesses a superstar aura and her name alone conjures up images of Coleridge-worthy pleasure domes. No wonder Jack Paar presented her on his talk show with the classic quip: “And here they are, Jayne Mansfield.”
Jayne Mansfield - For more amazing video clips, click here
SOPHIA LOREN: NEAPOLITAN KNOCKERS
Sporting a jaw-dropping set of 38Cs, Sophia Loren first gained notice in the Rome movie industry with roles that showed off her, uh, talent. Sexy slave girls in ancient costume dramas were her initial specialty, with an emphasis on skimpy costumes (“Two Nights with Cleopatra” and “Aida” come to our dirty minds). Hollywood eventually noticed (how could you miss them?) and her initial English-language roles placed greater emphasis on anatomy rather than acting (the wet dress photos from “Boy on a Dolphin” can still inspire gasps). Sophia eventually was taken seriously, with a well-deserved Oscar for her shattering performance in “Two Women.” But even though she rightfully earned respect as an actress, we’re still salivating over her equipment as a movie star.
The Millionairess (1960): Sophia Loren in Corset - The most amazing bloopers are here
ELIZABETH TAYLOR: A SMILE ON THE NILE.
When Richard Burton signed to play Marc Antony in “Cleopatra,” he sneeringly referred to co-star Elizabeth Taylor as “Miss Tits.” Burton’s attitude to Taylor would, of course, evolve during the film’s production, but his observation remains especially cogent. When Taylor’s Queen of the Nile enters ancient Rome with a display of her home-grown pyramids, she’s displaying a cleavage dip deeper than the Nile Delta.
BRIGITTE BARDOT: TWO REASONS TO LOVE THE FRENCH
Brigitte Bardot. Enough said.
Brigitte Bardot Nude Scene - Funny videos are here
URSULA ANDRESS: THE ULTIMATE WET DREAM.
Let Sean Connery drink his shaken-not-stirred cocktails – our cocktail hour in “Dr. No” is on the beach, where Ursula Andress’ Honey Ryder is emerging from the surf. Andress’ inadequate vocal prowess required one Nikki Van der Zyl to dub her lines, but no one was needed to dub her more-than-adequate breasts.
Ursula Andress Bikini Scene - The best home videos are here
HONOR BLACKMAN: A TASTE OF LEATHER.
Ursula Andress may have begun the tradition of the Bond Girls, but Honor Blackman’s Pussy Galore was the apotheosis of this distinctive sisterhood. The 36-year-old Blackman was somewhat mature to be a “girl” and her frontline should’ve earned her the name “Titty Galore” instead. Yet she filled her role with an adult sensibility that literally flipped Sean Connery head-over-heals. Blackman’s film career never quite clicked after her “Goldfinger” triumph, but for those who measure quality over quantity she nonetheless achieved immortality with her own version of the Midas touch.
GOLDFINGER 'Into Miami' - John Barry (HQ) - The best bloopers are here
RAQUEL WELCH: PREHISTORIC POWER.
Raquel Welch’s star climb might have been achieved faster if she shed her clothing earlier, but it ultimately it was worth the wait. The 1967 “One Million Years B.C.” featured Welch in a prehistoric romp as a cavewoman wearing mankind’s first fur bikini. Her Neanderthal visage was strikingly different from those of the GEICO cavemen, and even Monty Python weighed in (Eric Idle, playing a school boy being interviewed by the BBC, stated with all sincerity: “I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me”).
Raquel Welch Tribute - Click here for another funny movie.
CHESTY MORGAN: TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
Sporting a size 73 bra, Chesty Morgan is clearly the biggest girl in movies. The Polish-born, Israeli-raised Ilona Wilczkowski brought a great deal from the Land of Milk and Honey (emphasis on the milk) to her cult movie appearances in Doris Wishman’s “Deadly Weapons” and “Double Agent 73,” where she played characters who asphyxiated men by smothering them with her breasts. Federico Fellini saw the surreal aspects to these supersized jobs and included her in his over-the-top “Casanova.” Alas, her scenes were cut from the final print, but the jettisoned footage has found a new life on YouTube (though we wonder if Chesty Morgan will ultimately sink YouTube’s bandwidth).
Weird Movie Trailers 10 of 44 - "DOUBLE AGENT 73" - Click here for the most popular videos
TURA SANTANA: ME-OWWWW
Would “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” have not been such a cult treasure, had Tura Satana opted not to star with her two scoops of Man heaven tucked underneath a skin tight black V-Neck? Probably. Satana’s big beautiful beefy bust, paired with her undeniable sex appeal, makes her the psycho bitch you love to hate, who isn’t afraid to smother a victim in them, and then break their back at the drop of a dime. The image of Tura in her black jump suit is permanently burned into movie lover's minds. That's why we love Satana and her legendary twins.
USCHI DIGARD: FROM SWEDEN, WITH LOVE
Scandinavian import and porn star Uschi Digard will forever be one of the most memorable Meyers ladies, as the holder of two utterly amazing table buffers rivaling Tura Satana in bust. From "Supervixens" to "Cherry," right down to utterly memorable appearances in "Kentucky Fried Movie," and “Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS,” Digard is a sight to remember.
Uschi Digard Have Water Bondage - For more funny movies, click here
PAM GRIER: BLAXPLOITATION IS BEAUTIFUL
The lovely Pam Grier earned sheer cult status kicking ass and taking names in films like "Foxy Brown" and "Coffy," but beyond talent Ms. Grier has to her credit two of the finest partners in crime you can imagine. Grier is granted with two of the more curvaceous casabas in film history, assets that have kept her a constant sexual figure, in spite of her age. And with films like “Women in Cages” to her credit, Grier’s natural hand warmers won’t soon be forgotten.
Pam Grier Nude - Click here for the most popular videos
JENNIFER CONNELLY: FORGET THE OSCAR – SHOW US THE GOLDEN GLOBES!
Jennifer Connelly, when she was an on-screen decoration rather than a “serious” actress, had two of the most amazing Rib Cushions you could nestle your head on and sleep in forever. It’s a shame she underwent a breast reduction: it takes more than losing a cup size to gain respect. To the male mass, she'll always be remembered as that gorgeous little tart whose dress clung to her body like latex paint in "The Hot Spot," as Jenny Blake in "The Rocketeer," and as that vivacious vixen Josie McLellan bouncing up and down around a department store, and straddling a rocking horse in “Career Opportunities.” C’mon, Jennifer, bring back the girlfriends!
Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot - The funniest bloopers are right here
MONICA BELLUCCI: MAD FOR MONICA
The actress and her 35C advance guard were best remembered in her controversial film "Irreversible" and as the object of sexual attraction in the Italian romance/drama "Malena." Bellucci is simply a combination of raw beauty and pure sex appeal that many men would gladly leave their wives for. Making a memorable debut in "The Matrix" sequels as Persephone, Bellucci has yet to make a splash in American cinema, but her modeling photos, nudes and all, live on with her fan base who continuously praise her ability to bring nude to a higher plain. Bellucci and her sand bags make any film memorable from the farce "The Brothers Grimm" as the Evil Queen, to Dracula's Bride in "Bram Stoker's Dracula," to her role as a charitable (and often deliciously sweaty) doctor in "Tears of the Sun".
ROSARIO DAWSON: OUR GAL ROSARIO
The only two reasons to see Oliver Stone’s "Alexander" belonged to Rosario Dawson. It's been the general consensus for years that Dawson's honeydews were generally astonishing, but Dawson in her raw sexual prowess proved she had the assets to garner many a male fantasy in her cat fight sequence from "Alexander." Of course, that’s just the toga trade: we also have Dawson as a stripper in "Rent," a prostitute with a penchant for straps in “Sin City,” and the Kevin Smith notion of the ideal woman in “Clerks II.” Keep ‘em coming, Rosario!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: NOT LOST IN TRANSLATION
Sure, Scarlett Johansson can't buy a hit to save her life, but she already has two top hits in her favor. And with Johansson's recent inadvertently erotic Disney ad campaign as Cinderella, she'll be inspiring a whole new generation of fun bag fans from 5-10 years old. Johansson's turns in films like "The Island" were undercut by her globes, as well as her artsy turn in "Lost in Translation" saved by her appearance in white panties and tight shirt, and who can forget Johansson in a blue towel having white goo sprayed on her body in "Eight Legged Freaks"? But most supporting of her bust was in her turn as the mistress Nola Rice in "Match Point," who was crafty enough to show just the right amount of unadulterated cleavage to please the genital receptors.
EVA GREEN: IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
As in Eva Green. With enough sag to signal she's the product of pure hereditary, Green's Sweater Puff's were possibly some of the most memorable aspects of "The Dreamers," and what a fine specimen Green has proven herself to be. Green bares all and then some in "The Dreamers," exposing her in-between nasties, engaging in awfully graphic sex play, and exposes her gorgeous yams in almost every scene she takes part in. No word yet if Green plans to engage in more nude scenes in her future roles, but Green's debut in "The Dreamers" will always be remembered by male audiences seeking more meat from Green subsequent her Bond Girl duties.
JENNIFER TILLY: BETTY BOOP COME TO LIFE
How can you not love Jennifer Tilly’s tatas? Yes, her strength as an actress may be up for argument, but when you speak of her gorgeous Jawbreakers, immediately, conversation tends to pick up. Tilly has always been somewhat of a firecracker in films like "Bound," "Liar, Liar" and her Oscar-nominated “Bullets Over Broadway.” And there's no doubt her ability to turn heads hasn't wavered as the years passed. Tilly is proof some knockers only get better with age, and better for the grabbing.
ASIA ARGENTO: EXPLORING ASIA
What, Asia Argento hasn't made a good movie in her entire career? Who cares, because looking at Asia is all the reward we need. Asia, like many folks on this list, isn't conservative about baring all that she has to offer from her Gene pool, and when someone like her comes from Dario Argento, we don't blame her for exploiting the bullet she'd dodged at birth. With her silky accent, and penchant for drunkenness, Argento is the man's woman, who isn't afraid to let her hair down and expose her rather memorable cans that have just enough bounce and texture to render them a pure memory in the male fantasy world.
THANDIE NEWTON: EYE CANDY THANDIE
There’s dignity, class, but save it, because Thandie Newton has beautiful Jib Jobbers and that's a cold hard fact. Her soft features are complimented with two beautiful child bearing bulges that are small enough to keep Newton respectable, but large enough to draw the right amount of attention from the male portion of movie lovers. Newton's dumplings are firm, eye-catching and compact enough to fit anywhere without taking out an eye, and yet you'd be hard pressed to look away.
HELEN MIRREN: THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME
Hooray for Helen Mirren Her talents to draw eyes on her performances are also equal to her talents to draw eyes on her shebas. And Mirren's shebas are simply nothing to scoff at – even as she drifts into the far regions of “middle age.” Once nicknamed Shakespeare's Slut, Mirren went completely nude exuding her capital 36C's in Ken Russell's "Savage Messiah," went completely topless in "Excalibur," and even explored her carpet and drape combos in "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover." She demonstrated once again she's only improved with age bearing all in "Calendar Girls," with her power to stand men at attention as strong as ever.
JESSICA RABBIT: THE ULTIMATE ANIMATED FANTASY
Sure, she may be animated, but coupled with Kathleen Turner's sultry voice Jessica Rabbit became a fantasy sex icon worth drooling over. A femme fatale in all the right ways.
AND I DARE ADD TO THE LIST:
CLAUDIA CARDINALE who is as beautiful as a woman can be in "Once Upon A Time In the West" and displays an impressive cleavage.
Once Upon a Time in the West - Claudia Cardinale - Funny home videos are a click away
ANNA FALCHI who can be seen in one of the best B-serie vampire movie, also starring Rupert Everett "Dellamorte Dellamore".
Big Boobs Anna Falchi - Sex But Scary - The funniest home videos are here
HALLE BERRY whose breasts were worth, supposedly (I know I read something along those lines once but I can't find it anymore), $500,000, just for this scene in "Swordfish" but who isn't bad either in Bond's "Die Another Day"'s replica scene of Ursula Andress or "Perfect Stranger".
Halle Berry from Swordfish - The funniest bloopers are right here
RHONA MITRA whose breasts were so nice in "Hollow Man" or 1999's "Beowulf" before they somehow disappeared in "Doomsday". What the hell happen there?
Rhona Mitra a Scene from Hollow Man - Watch the top videos of the week here
THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY
Don't forget to check the top 10 natural breasts here.
N'oubliez de z'yeutez le top 10 des plus beaux seins naturels ici.
[Forgive me if the links below are no longer valid, the article is quite old. I tried to update qui a few of them, like the Asia Argento or Jennifer Connelly's ones. And also the ones I added at the bottom should be good too.]
Did we get your attention? Good, because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and we'd like to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society by celebrating the best breasts to ever grace the cinema screen
So before we get to the ladies, please take some time to familiarize yourself with the American Cancer Society's mission to fight Breast Cancer and do what you can to stop Breast Cancer. Now on to The Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History...
MAE WEST: IN THE BEGINNING
The woman who brought curves to the screen was Mae West, the taboo-breaking Brooklyn-born 1930s wisecracker who plied laughs while shaking her astonishing anatomy. Plenty of men wanted to come up and see her sometime, but Mae’s upper echelons actually helped saved lives in World War II. An inflatable life vest that created oversized flotation power was named the Mae West in honor of the star’s celebrated upper torso.
MAE WEST.SEXY. - The top video clips of the week are here
JANE RUSSELL: MILLION DOLLAR MAMMARIES
Thanks to Howard Hughes’ infantile preoccupation with bosoms, Jane Russell became a star. Hughes’ wildly expensive and lethally overheated PR campaign for Russell’s debut vehicle “The Outlaw” created long-running censorship wars because the marketing campaign played up Russell’s cleavage with too much gusto. Writer George S. Kaufman referred to the Russell promotion as “A Sale of Two Titties,” and all of Russell’s flicks included some sort of bosomy double-entendre (our favorite was for “The French Line”: Jane Russell in 3-D… she’ll knock both of your eyes out!").
Movie Legends - Jane Russell - The best bloopers are here
MARILYN MONROE: THE ULTIMATE ICON
Even at this late date, Marilyn Monroe represents the pinnacle of movie star perfection. While her tight costumes showed off her figure brilliantly, we still find ourselves sneaking a peak at the notorious nude calendar photos she posed for in her pre-stardom period. When asked if she had anything on during that legendary shoot, MM replied: “Yes, I had the radio on.” Needless to say, we’re still tuned in to her frequency.
Marilyn Monroe - The best bloopers are a click away
DOROTHY DANDRIDGE: BREAKTHROUGH BEAUTY
Trivia buffs recall that Dorothy Dandridge was the first African-American performer to receive a Best Actress Oscar nomination. Breast buffs also recall Dandridge – for her firm, supple, utterly hypnotic orbs. While everyone knows “Carmen Jones” and her low-cut blouse, check out Dandridge shaking her stuff in the limbo dance from “Island in the Sun.” And how we envy the audiences who attended Dandridge’s classic 1950s nightclub revue, with the star holding up her legendary strapless gowns with a forceful display of anatomy.
Dorothy Dandridge: Face of an Angel - The most amazing home videos are here
JAYNE MANSFIELD: BRING ON THE HOME-GROWN COW JUICE
How the censors ever allowed the sight gag with Jayne Mansfield clutching the milk bottles to her chest in “The Girl Can’t Help It” is the ultimate mystery. But Jayne is easily the ultimate movie mammary mama. Okay, so she was a Marilyn Monroe clone and the bulk of her film work was dreck. But Jayne’s astonishing 40D frontline and her penchant for camp self-deprecatory humor made her a beloved icon in her own right. Today she possesses a superstar aura and her name alone conjures up images of Coleridge-worthy pleasure domes. No wonder Jack Paar presented her on his talk show with the classic quip: “And here they are, Jayne Mansfield.”
Jayne Mansfield - For more amazing video clips, click here
SOPHIA LOREN: NEAPOLITAN KNOCKERS
Sporting a jaw-dropping set of 38Cs, Sophia Loren first gained notice in the Rome movie industry with roles that showed off her, uh, talent. Sexy slave girls in ancient costume dramas were her initial specialty, with an emphasis on skimpy costumes (“Two Nights with Cleopatra” and “Aida” come to our dirty minds). Hollywood eventually noticed (how could you miss them?) and her initial English-language roles placed greater emphasis on anatomy rather than acting (the wet dress photos from “Boy on a Dolphin” can still inspire gasps). Sophia eventually was taken seriously, with a well-deserved Oscar for her shattering performance in “Two Women.” But even though she rightfully earned respect as an actress, we’re still salivating over her equipment as a movie star.
The Millionairess (1960): Sophia Loren in Corset - The most amazing bloopers are here
ELIZABETH TAYLOR: A SMILE ON THE NILE.
When Richard Burton signed to play Marc Antony in “Cleopatra,” he sneeringly referred to co-star Elizabeth Taylor as “Miss Tits.” Burton’s attitude to Taylor would, of course, evolve during the film’s production, but his observation remains especially cogent. When Taylor’s Queen of the Nile enters ancient Rome with a display of her home-grown pyramids, she’s displaying a cleavage dip deeper than the Nile Delta.
BRIGITTE BARDOT: TWO REASONS TO LOVE THE FRENCH
Brigitte Bardot. Enough said.
Brigitte Bardot Nude Scene - Funny videos are here
URSULA ANDRESS: THE ULTIMATE WET DREAM.
Let Sean Connery drink his shaken-not-stirred cocktails – our cocktail hour in “Dr. No” is on the beach, where Ursula Andress’ Honey Ryder is emerging from the surf. Andress’ inadequate vocal prowess required one Nikki Van der Zyl to dub her lines, but no one was needed to dub her more-than-adequate breasts.
Ursula Andress Bikini Scene - The best home videos are here
HONOR BLACKMAN: A TASTE OF LEATHER.
Ursula Andress may have begun the tradition of the Bond Girls, but Honor Blackman’s Pussy Galore was the apotheosis of this distinctive sisterhood. The 36-year-old Blackman was somewhat mature to be a “girl” and her frontline should’ve earned her the name “Titty Galore” instead. Yet she filled her role with an adult sensibility that literally flipped Sean Connery head-over-heals. Blackman’s film career never quite clicked after her “Goldfinger” triumph, but for those who measure quality over quantity she nonetheless achieved immortality with her own version of the Midas touch.
GOLDFINGER 'Into Miami' - John Barry (HQ) - The best bloopers are here
RAQUEL WELCH: PREHISTORIC POWER.
Raquel Welch’s star climb might have been achieved faster if she shed her clothing earlier, but it ultimately it was worth the wait. The 1967 “One Million Years B.C.” featured Welch in a prehistoric romp as a cavewoman wearing mankind’s first fur bikini. Her Neanderthal visage was strikingly different from those of the GEICO cavemen, and even Monty Python weighed in (Eric Idle, playing a school boy being interviewed by the BBC, stated with all sincerity: “I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me”).
Raquel Welch Tribute - Click here for another funny movie.
CHESTY MORGAN: TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
Sporting a size 73 bra, Chesty Morgan is clearly the biggest girl in movies. The Polish-born, Israeli-raised Ilona Wilczkowski brought a great deal from the Land of Milk and Honey (emphasis on the milk) to her cult movie appearances in Doris Wishman’s “Deadly Weapons” and “Double Agent 73,” where she played characters who asphyxiated men by smothering them with her breasts. Federico Fellini saw the surreal aspects to these supersized jobs and included her in his over-the-top “Casanova.” Alas, her scenes were cut from the final print, but the jettisoned footage has found a new life on YouTube (though we wonder if Chesty Morgan will ultimately sink YouTube’s bandwidth).
Weird Movie Trailers 10 of 44 - "DOUBLE AGENT 73" - Click here for the most popular videos
TURA SANTANA: ME-OWWWW
Would “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” have not been such a cult treasure, had Tura Satana opted not to star with her two scoops of Man heaven tucked underneath a skin tight black V-Neck? Probably. Satana’s big beautiful beefy bust, paired with her undeniable sex appeal, makes her the psycho bitch you love to hate, who isn’t afraid to smother a victim in them, and then break their back at the drop of a dime. The image of Tura in her black jump suit is permanently burned into movie lover's minds. That's why we love Satana and her legendary twins.
USCHI DIGARD: FROM SWEDEN, WITH LOVE
Scandinavian import and porn star Uschi Digard will forever be one of the most memorable Meyers ladies, as the holder of two utterly amazing table buffers rivaling Tura Satana in bust. From "Supervixens" to "Cherry," right down to utterly memorable appearances in "Kentucky Fried Movie," and “Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS,” Digard is a sight to remember.
Uschi Digard Have Water Bondage - For more funny movies, click here
PAM GRIER: BLAXPLOITATION IS BEAUTIFUL
The lovely Pam Grier earned sheer cult status kicking ass and taking names in films like "Foxy Brown" and "Coffy," but beyond talent Ms. Grier has to her credit two of the finest partners in crime you can imagine. Grier is granted with two of the more curvaceous casabas in film history, assets that have kept her a constant sexual figure, in spite of her age. And with films like “Women in Cages” to her credit, Grier’s natural hand warmers won’t soon be forgotten.
Pam Grier Nude - Click here for the most popular videos
JENNIFER CONNELLY: FORGET THE OSCAR – SHOW US THE GOLDEN GLOBES!
Jennifer Connelly, when she was an on-screen decoration rather than a “serious” actress, had two of the most amazing Rib Cushions you could nestle your head on and sleep in forever. It’s a shame she underwent a breast reduction: it takes more than losing a cup size to gain respect. To the male mass, she'll always be remembered as that gorgeous little tart whose dress clung to her body like latex paint in "The Hot Spot," as Jenny Blake in "The Rocketeer," and as that vivacious vixen Josie McLellan bouncing up and down around a department store, and straddling a rocking horse in “Career Opportunities.” C’mon, Jennifer, bring back the girlfriends!
Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot - The funniest bloopers are right here
MONICA BELLUCCI: MAD FOR MONICA
The actress and her 35C advance guard were best remembered in her controversial film "Irreversible" and as the object of sexual attraction in the Italian romance/drama "Malena." Bellucci is simply a combination of raw beauty and pure sex appeal that many men would gladly leave their wives for. Making a memorable debut in "The Matrix" sequels as Persephone, Bellucci has yet to make a splash in American cinema, but her modeling photos, nudes and all, live on with her fan base who continuously praise her ability to bring nude to a higher plain. Bellucci and her sand bags make any film memorable from the farce "The Brothers Grimm" as the Evil Queen, to Dracula's Bride in "Bram Stoker's Dracula," to her role as a charitable (and often deliciously sweaty) doctor in "Tears of the Sun".
ROSARIO DAWSON: OUR GAL ROSARIO
The only two reasons to see Oliver Stone’s "Alexander" belonged to Rosario Dawson. It's been the general consensus for years that Dawson's honeydews were generally astonishing, but Dawson in her raw sexual prowess proved she had the assets to garner many a male fantasy in her cat fight sequence from "Alexander." Of course, that’s just the toga trade: we also have Dawson as a stripper in "Rent," a prostitute with a penchant for straps in “Sin City,” and the Kevin Smith notion of the ideal woman in “Clerks II.” Keep ‘em coming, Rosario!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: NOT LOST IN TRANSLATION
Sure, Scarlett Johansson can't buy a hit to save her life, but she already has two top hits in her favor. And with Johansson's recent inadvertently erotic Disney ad campaign as Cinderella, she'll be inspiring a whole new generation of fun bag fans from 5-10 years old. Johansson's turns in films like "The Island" were undercut by her globes, as well as her artsy turn in "Lost in Translation" saved by her appearance in white panties and tight shirt, and who can forget Johansson in a blue towel having white goo sprayed on her body in "Eight Legged Freaks"? But most supporting of her bust was in her turn as the mistress Nola Rice in "Match Point," who was crafty enough to show just the right amount of unadulterated cleavage to please the genital receptors.
EVA GREEN: IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
As in Eva Green. With enough sag to signal she's the product of pure hereditary, Green's Sweater Puff's were possibly some of the most memorable aspects of "The Dreamers," and what a fine specimen Green has proven herself to be. Green bares all and then some in "The Dreamers," exposing her in-between nasties, engaging in awfully graphic sex play, and exposes her gorgeous yams in almost every scene she takes part in. No word yet if Green plans to engage in more nude scenes in her future roles, but Green's debut in "The Dreamers" will always be remembered by male audiences seeking more meat from Green subsequent her Bond Girl duties.
JENNIFER TILLY: BETTY BOOP COME TO LIFE
How can you not love Jennifer Tilly’s tatas? Yes, her strength as an actress may be up for argument, but when you speak of her gorgeous Jawbreakers, immediately, conversation tends to pick up. Tilly has always been somewhat of a firecracker in films like "Bound," "Liar, Liar" and her Oscar-nominated “Bullets Over Broadway.” And there's no doubt her ability to turn heads hasn't wavered as the years passed. Tilly is proof some knockers only get better with age, and better for the grabbing.
ASIA ARGENTO: EXPLORING ASIA
What, Asia Argento hasn't made a good movie in her entire career? Who cares, because looking at Asia is all the reward we need. Asia, like many folks on this list, isn't conservative about baring all that she has to offer from her Gene pool, and when someone like her comes from Dario Argento, we don't blame her for exploiting the bullet she'd dodged at birth. With her silky accent, and penchant for drunkenness, Argento is the man's woman, who isn't afraid to let her hair down and expose her rather memorable cans that have just enough bounce and texture to render them a pure memory in the male fantasy world.
THANDIE NEWTON: EYE CANDY THANDIE
There’s dignity, class, but save it, because Thandie Newton has beautiful Jib Jobbers and that's a cold hard fact. Her soft features are complimented with two beautiful child bearing bulges that are small enough to keep Newton respectable, but large enough to draw the right amount of attention from the male portion of movie lovers. Newton's dumplings are firm, eye-catching and compact enough to fit anywhere without taking out an eye, and yet you'd be hard pressed to look away.
HELEN MIRREN: THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME
Hooray for Helen Mirren Her talents to draw eyes on her performances are also equal to her talents to draw eyes on her shebas. And Mirren's shebas are simply nothing to scoff at – even as she drifts into the far regions of “middle age.” Once nicknamed Shakespeare's Slut, Mirren went completely nude exuding her capital 36C's in Ken Russell's "Savage Messiah," went completely topless in "Excalibur," and even explored her carpet and drape combos in "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover." She demonstrated once again she's only improved with age bearing all in "Calendar Girls," with her power to stand men at attention as strong as ever.
JESSICA RABBIT: THE ULTIMATE ANIMATED FANTASY
Sure, she may be animated, but coupled with Kathleen Turner's sultry voice Jessica Rabbit became a fantasy sex icon worth drooling over. A femme fatale in all the right ways.
AND I DARE ADD TO THE LIST:
CLAUDIA CARDINALE who is as beautiful as a woman can be in "Once Upon A Time In the West" and displays an impressive cleavage.
Once Upon a Time in the West - Claudia Cardinale - Funny home videos are a click away
ANNA FALCHI who can be seen in one of the best B-serie vampire movie, also starring Rupert Everett "Dellamorte Dellamore".
Big Boobs Anna Falchi - Sex But Scary - The funniest home videos are here
HALLE BERRY whose breasts were worth, supposedly (I know I read something along those lines once but I can't find it anymore), $500,000, just for this scene in "Swordfish" but who isn't bad either in Bond's "Die Another Day"'s replica scene of Ursula Andress or "Perfect Stranger".
Halle Berry from Swordfish - The funniest bloopers are right here
RHONA MITRA whose breasts were so nice in "Hollow Man" or 1999's "Beowulf" before they somehow disappeared in "Doomsday". What the hell happen there?
Rhona Mitra a Scene from Hollow Man - Watch the top videos of the week here
lundi 1 octobre 2007
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