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Break Glass In Case of a Sexual Emergency
You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs and you get lucky twice.
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